Interview with Vaesha (Commentary from Sedric)

1. What is your name?

Vaesha: Vaesha Marie Draecon
Sedric: Your middle name is Marie?
Vaesha: Yes it is, got a problem with that princess?
Sedric: No, not at all, I think it's rather cute if you ask me...
Vaesha: Awww, Thank you princess *pinches Sedric's cheek*

2. What is your real name?

I just told you, didn't I?

3. Do you know why you were called that?

Because I needed a name...?

4. Are you single or taken?

Vaesha: *Looks to Sedric* Oh, I'm very much taken... Princess just doesn't want to admit it to the public...
Sedric: What?
Vaesha: Just say yes, my dear...
Sedric: Only when you tell me what you said, then I might agree...
Vaesha: Just use your far superior brains, my dear...
Sedric: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Vaesha: Make me *sticks tongue out*

5. Have any abilities or powers?

Vaesha: Well, now that I have some pure blood in my system, I can turn into a swarm of bats and appears on the other side of the room.
Sedric: yes, you have became quite excessive with it to the point of it being an annoyance,
Vaesha: *pinches Sedric's cheek* Admit it, you love it
Sedric: No, because you do it almost constantly and when I'm trying to concentrate on my work or trying to sleep is when you decide to repeatedly...

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

I'm...not...?

7. What’s your eye color?

Crimson, but if I have fed recently, they are dark brown *smiles*

8. How about your hair color?

Auburn

9. Have you any family members?

My Half-brother, Nikolai, my Great-Great-Granddaughter, Kaisha, her husband, Raelen, their son, Fronein-Sil, and apparently, her cousin, Isic... I always knew I felt connected to that lad in some way... Oh! and though we aren't really related, my nephew Loki, son of Lord Sheogorath.

10. Oh? What about pets?

Fluffy, Sedric's faithful Death Hound
*Fluffy perks up upon hearing his name*

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

Vaesha: Those freaks of the Land of Mania... *shudder*
Sedric:Oooh, that touched a nerve...
Vaesha: *looks to Sedric with a raised brown and unimpressed look* Princess, if you thought me annoying when I go into my Manic side, just imagine someone whose in that mood for an eternity... Wait, you already did... Remember Vyri...?
Sedric: *sighs* Yes, I do remember her...

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

*rubs hands together* I like Alchemy, Painting, Knitting, Annoying the living daylights out of Sedric, and stabbing things.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

Sedric: *places hand over Vaesha's mouth* Don't get her started on that, you'll be here for ages...
Vaesha: *licks Sedric's hand*
Sedric: *rips hand away and wiped it off on his trousers* Very mature you bloody mongrel! And It's true, don't deny it!
Vaesha: *winks*

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

Vaesha: *places hand over Sedric's mouth* Yes, I have killed numerous people
Sedric: *licks Vaesha's hand*
Vaesha: *pulls hand away and shakes it dry* Very mature Princess...
Sedric: You started it!
Vaesha: And I'll gladly finish it!

((GUYS! Enough! Not in front of the interviewer!))

Sedric: She's right, we'll continue this when we don't have company...

15. What kind of animal are you?

Vaesha: I like to think that I'm like a fox.
Sedric:  You got that right, you're too cunning for your own good...
Vaesha: *Sticks tongue out at him*

16. Name your worst habits.

Sedric: Her table manners, and lack of decency...
Vaesha: I'm not that bad...
Sedric: Then explain the reason that all of your tunics are always ruined at dinner and that you walk around in nothing but one when you're about to sleep!
Vaesha: That's nothing! it's more of a normal habit and not bad...
Sedric: *groans* Divines, help me...

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Nope!

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

I'm only interested in men...

19. Do you go to school?

I did when I was a girl...

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Vaesha: Though technically I already am, I would love to make it official.
Sedric: We are NOT stepping foot inside a Temple! Nor are we getting married!
Vaesha: We technically are princess...
Sedric: *groans* 
Vaesha: *Chuckles* Anyway... As for children, I already had them, but they are long dead...

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

What are those?

((She does, which makes me surprised))

22. What are you most afraid of?

Losing everything I hold dear...

23. What do you usually wear?

Let's see, tunics, one under, and one under. Black trousers and thigh-high boots. But when I want to look extra pretty I would wear either my Dementia attire or my Royal Vampire armor... Oh! and I wear my prized amulet along with two rings, one Sedric made for me... Then I have my prized dagger strapped to my thigh.

24. Do you love someone?

You could say that, yes...


25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

When I was a baby?

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

Vaesha: HOORAY! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Sedric: *groans* Please make her stop...

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

Middle... No! High class! I don't know, I don't see the point of it!

28. How many friends do you have?

Seven.

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

Vaesha: It's fine if it's brain pie, if not then I'll toss it at Sedric's face!
Sedric: and I'll deflect it and make it smash into your face
Vaesha: Oh reaaaallllly? Shall we test that?
Sedric: No thank you...
Vaesha: that's what I thought, the princess is a coward!
Sedric: I am not! I just don't want to engage in these childish activities at all...
Vaesha: *makes chicken noises and gestures*
Sedric: *sighs*

30. Favorite drink?

DUNMER BLOOD!!!!

31. What’s your favorite place?

Vaesha: My mind, it is a WONDROUS place
Sedric: What mind? I thought you lost it...
Vaesha: Ha! Princess made a funny!
Sedric: Daedra, I walked right into that one didn't I...?
Vaesha: You sure did...

32. Are you interested in someone?

He's sitting right next to me

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

Vaesha: *grabs breasts* hmmmm... *makes inquisitive face*
Sedric: *grumbles* Molag's Balls.... *pinches bridge of nose*
Vaesha: I'd say that they are about the size of-
Sedric: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE! *pulls Vaesha's hands away from her bosom*

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

The Lake because I can hunt Slaughterfish for their scales to use for Alchemy.

35. What’s your type?

Vaesha: *looks to Sedric*
Sedric: Don't look at me, just move on to the next question...
Vaesha: No, I'm looking at you because you're my type...

36. Any fetishes?

Sedric: We're not answering that so please, next question...

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

Sedric: Molag's Balls Why would anyone want to know that?! *becomes flustered*
Vaesha: I don't know princess... Oooooh! You're turning red!
Sedric: A-Am n-not!
Vaesha: *Sing-songy* Yes you are~!!!!!
Sedric: *scoffs* Next question please

38. Camping or indoors?

Indoors, camping is too boring...

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

Vaesha: Awwww, it's over?
Sedric: Thank the divines!